Scrappy's Spanking Survey

Hi there, Scrappy here.  Roz got it into her head for some reason to ask me to complete some survey and being the good and loyal friend that I am, I graciously agreed (she needs me you know!)

Personally, I couldn't give a bone.  I mean, who wants to waste their time reading stupid surveys, let alone complete them!  I see it's a spanking survey too.  Well, I say whoever came up with this needs a damn good span ...  Scrappy! ... Roz here, I'm so sorry about that.  Scrappy, you said you would do this for me and that you would behave ... Alright alright, I'll answer the questions.

Have you even gotten spanked?  WTF??  I thought this was a survey about me kicking a*s, not having my a*s kicked!  Don't even think about trying to spank the Scrapster!  grrr ... Scrappy! Can you pleeease be nice and just answer the questions?  For me?  Besides, you do so get spanked and you know it! ... Alright alright! Grrr, the answer to the stupid question is yes

Are you spanked bare bottom, over panties, or over clothes?  Well duh!  Over fur of course.  Roz gets all three he he ... gee, thanks Scrappy!

What's the best thing about being spanked?  There's a best part?  ... Ok Scrappy, I'll answer this one.  The best part is is the closeness and intimacy that comes afterwards.  Also, if it's a punishment spanking, knowing the issue has been resolved with and we have a clean slate.

What position do you get spanked in?  OTK or OTB


Have you ever gotten spanked in public?  No.  The occasional discrete swat when nobody is looking though

What do you get spanked with the most? Hand and leather paddle


On a scale of 1-10 how much does the average spanking hurt?  I'd say about a 7


Have you ever gotten spanked with a hairbrush?  No

Have you ever been spanked so hard that you started to cry?  Yes


Were you spanked as a child?  Only once that I can recall.  Mostly it was the occasional slap to the thigh


Do you think spanking is fun?  of course not!  Roz does though ... hey! ... oh ok, she likes the erotic stuff.  The rest, not so much


Have you ever gotten spanked for bad driving (speeding ticket etc)? No.  Dogs can't drive!  Roz has been warned about speed though and once got a serious spanking for not informing Rick that she had returned home safely after driving


Have you ever gotten a spanking for no reason at all?  Yes


Have you ever gotten spanked by a teacher?  No

Is your butt spankable?  According to Rick it is


Are you currently in trouble?  Um ... Yes.  I've just had a short blog/email ban and there are more painful consequences to come :(  Ironic timing huh?

Do you get lectured during the spanking?  Always!  Usually before, during and afterwards

Have you ever seen someone else get spanked?  Once that I can recall as a young pup.  It was a litter mate, and it had absolutely NOTHING to do with me. Seriously!

Have you ever gotten spanked for cursing?  No

Have you ever gotten spanked for lying?  No

Have you ever been spanked with more than one spanking instrument during a session?  Yes.  Most spankings are with more than one implement (including the hand)


Do you hate spankings? Punishment spankings, yes

How many people spank you?  One


Have you ever gotten spanked with your butt in the air?  Are you freakin kidding me?  That's like asking have I ever sniffed another butt.  Hello?  Besides, butts should always be in the air.  Period


Have you ever gotten spanked so hard your butt was purple?  Yes

Do you think that spanking is a good punishment?  For Roz, yes .... gee, thanks again Scrappy!


Do you believe spanking has made your relationship better, or worse?  Well, Roz and Rick seem happier now than I've ever seen them


Is you butt red and sore afterwards?  Always red.  Sore depending on the intensity


Have you ever gotten spanked with a sneaker?  No.  Sneakers are for noses, not butts


Have you ever been spanked twice in one day?  Yes, more than once


Have you ever asked to be spanked for something you did wrong?  Duh - why would I?

Would you talk about spousal spankings to your friends/family members?  Only blog friends

Have you ever gotten your butt caned?  Yes.  Hate it!


Have you ever gotten spanked with a wooden spoon?  Yes

What do you get spanked for?  Breaking rules, disrespect, attitude

On average, how many times a month are you spanked?  Probably twice


Do your friends know that you get spanked?  Only my friends in blogland


On a 1-10 scale, how hard would you get spanked for something serious, such as speeding?  Probably 8


Have you ever gotten your butt belted?  Yes


Have you ever gotten your butt paddled?  Leather paddle, yes


After your spanking is over, how long before you repeat the same offence?  Depends on the offence LoL

Does your spouse enjoy spanking you?  He definitely does not enjoy punishment spankings.  Erotic spankings definitely

When is the lat time you got spanked?  Last Friday

Have you ever spanked yourself?  No

What is the worst thing about being spanked?  It hurts!  

How long does the spanking last?  I don't know.  I don't exactly keep track of time.  Probably 20 - 30 minutes.  Sometimes more.  That includes lecture, mini breaks as well


Do you like to be spanked?  Of course not!  Roz does though he he ... Scrappy! ...  Ok, ok, she likes it depending on the type of spanking.  Fun spanking she likes, but definitely not punishment.

Would you describe yourself as a rule follower, or a rule breaker?  Mostly follower

Roz here again.  Oh dear, maybe I should have done the survey myself.  Sigh! Blogger hates me tonight.  Some of the spacing is all over the place - Grrr

Thank you so much Willie for the portrait of my little 'friend'.