Since this is such a wonderfully supportive community and we are all about helping each other when we are struggling I got to thinking.
... what can I do to help some of my blog mates who are struggling right now?
Then it came to me.
... I know, I could give them a virtual spanking!
Of course, we have our HoH's to take care of us and our needs, and they do a damn good job of it! Still, I thought why not lend a hand? You know, a little extra incentive. Besides, if Rogue can get to give real spankings (lucky girl!) I can give a virtual spanking - right?
... what can I do to help some of my blog mates who are struggling right now?
Then it came to me.
... I know, I could give them a virtual spanking!
Of course, we have our HoH's to take care of us and our needs, and they do a damn good job of it! Still, I thought why not lend a hand? You know, a little extra incentive. Besides, if Rogue can get to give real spankings (lucky girl!) I can give a virtual spanking - right?
So. Those of you who are in need of a spanking, or maybe just want one :) Please assume the position now (tapping wooden paddle on my palm)
You sure?
Ok, lets get this over with. You know you need it and it will be good for you. It will help get you centered and focussed and you will feel much better afterwards. Lecture - check. Hmm, not too bad for a first time!
Here we go
smack ...... smack ...... smack ...... smack ...... smack ...... smack ...... smack
Stop laughing at me! You know, this isn't as easy as we girls think it is!
smack .. smack .. smack .. smack .. smack .. smack .. smack ..
Am I getting through to you yet? Wow, this is quite buzzy. I'm starting to enjoy this!
No?
SMACK ... SMACK ... SMACK ... SMACK ... SMACK ... smack ... smack ... smack ,,,
How about now? Oh I am? Good. Just a few more
SMACK ,,, SMACK ... SMACK ... SMACK ... smack ... smack ... smack... SMACK
OK, we're done. Now take your sorry butt away and behave!
Now. Where's my husband. I need to find my submissive self again after that dom rush!
Yikes! I had a date with the wooden spoon last night, so I am good, I swear! That is one loooooong paddle Roz.
ReplyDeleteOoh, I am sorry about the real spanking Tess. Guess I'll have to let you off Lol
DeleteYep, that paddle sure is long!
Hugs
Roz
Hey Roz,
ReplyDeleteWould you mind, watching who you are spanking?
I could just duck away in time!
Oops, sorry about that Bas! I am new to this so still perfecting my aim Lol
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Roz
Thank you for all you do! LOL! Actually that was than enough for me, I've been in a strange place lately. Happy as a clam, not really wanting to be spanked for real. If Nick every did want to use spanking as real discipline it would be right now. So for me this was exactly what I needed.
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PK
You're welcome PK
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Roz
thank you so much sweetness! I need a warm up to the spanking I'm hoping to get tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteI see BIKSS again after 10 days! Whoopee!
LOL, now, how did I know you would line up for the virtual spanking?? Lol
DeleteYay to BIKSS coming home. Here's to a spankingly good reunion!
Hugs
Roz
Thanks, I needed that. Now I have to find my hubby because he needs one too. Actually, if he had one I probably wouldn't be so *itchy.
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome Sunny :)
DeleteHmm, I'm not sure spanking hubby is a good idea. Starting an epidemic of HoH's getting spanked will probably get me in a lot of hot water! Lol
Hang in there. I'm sure (hope!) this phase will soon pass for all of us.
Hugs
Roz
Ya know...I do feel better! Thanks!!
ReplyDeleteQuite the rush, isn't it... ;)
Glad I could help Rogue.
DeleteIt is quite a rush, although virtual spanking does not give quite the same rush as a real one (you lucky girl :)
I think my days of playing HoH are numbered (see hubby's comment below - gulp!). Oh well, it was good while it lasted. Lol
Hugs
Roz
Alex is away for several more days so I needed this because virtual is my only option. Thanks Roz!
ReplyDeleteHappy to help, Zoe :)
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Roz
Ouch but thanks:)
ReplyDeleteLove,
Ronnie
xx
You're welcome Ronnie. Happy to help :)
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Roz
Ummm....thanks, Roz. I think I'll have Ian read this, so you can give him a big spanking, as well.
ReplyDeletehugs
lillie
Oh No, No, No Lillie. I can't be spanking HoH's! Starting an epidemic of HoH spankings would land me in serious trouble! :)
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Roz
I agree with Lillie....I am going to have Ryan read this. It is maintenance day around here....or as we call it Spank your Sass Sunday :( So I certainly do not need this.....but HE could sure use it.....bwhahahahaha! ;)
ReplyDeleteHugs....
~Lucy
Hi Lucy, see above comment to Lillie - I think this could spell trouble for me if too many HoH's are spanked :)
DeleteOK, guess I'll let you off since it's Spank your Sass Sunday (hey, I like it - sorry :)
Hugs
Roz
ROFL - Ya missed me. ;)
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Cat
Awe, dang Cat Lol Better luck next time eh! Although, I suspect there won't be a next time looking at the next comment - gulp!
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Roz
Ok Rozzie, settle down, here I will help u, assume the position, there u go, u know u need this:
ReplyDeleteSmack, Smack, Smack...
Now doesnt that feel better my darling?
Yes dear. I have taken the HoH hat off now. It looks much better on you anyway :)
DeleteLove
Rozzie
ooh spank me spank me! I never get enough... (pout) thanks for the virtual spanking!
ReplyDeleteNow Renee, how did I know you would line up alongside Fondles? Lol
DeleteGlad you enjoyed :)
Hugs
Roz
Did it work? Lol
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Roz
ROFLMAO just love it Roz - bloody brilliant idea. But im gonna pass - ive managed to get myself into huge trouble today and my sir is mightly pissed at me and told me i have to go to bed early tonight and look forward to a very warm bottom for work tomorrow - uh oh. Looks like i had no need to worry about nightshift/
ReplyDeletehugs kiwi xxx
Hi Kiwi,
DeleteGlad you liked it :)
Oh, I am so sorry you are in that predicament. Waiting truly sucks! I hope it all ends ok.
((hugs))
Roz
Now Roz, surly I didn't come to mind when you wrote this post?
ReplyDeleteLove
Willie
I sort of like the idea of extending this to HoH's who need a spanking. I do believe I can think of a few.
ReplyDeleteAs for me, nah...I've had a few too many.
Hi Susie, Lol, me too! Not sure if it's a good idea though :)
DeleteSorry to hear you've had enough 'real' spankings :(
Hugs
Roz
Hi Willie, of course not. Now why would I have thought of you :)
ReplyDeleteLove and hugs from getting increasingly warmer NZ
Roz
You're very silly, Roz :) Did you ever want to? Before I met Daddy I was asked a coupla times...mmmm, nah...I'm the spankee, thank you very much! Being in charge is too hard & I abdicate :-P
ReplyDeleteLol June, it was a bit of silliness ... but I enjoyed myself :)
ReplyDeleteActually, I have tried it on a couple of occasions. I make a much better spankee :)
Hugs
Roz
:D me, too! I can't imagine I'd be a very convincing spanker...that's just silly!
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