The NewlyRed Game ... From Rick and Rozzie Land

So Wilma had this mad great idea for a game based on the old American show The Newly Wed Game.  I thought it would be fun and managed to coerce Rick into playing along.

Cue cheesy music

Of course, being DD related we needed to rename this puppy.  Thanks to Susie at 

Her Mischief Managed  

Without further ado here is our version of The NewlyRed Game.  My answers are in pink.  Rick's answers in blue

Questions for Roz

What would your husband say was the last thing you did that made him give you 'the look' ?

Talking negatively about myself

Talking negatively about herself 

What part of his body does your husband discuss the most?
His most intimate part LoL
What every man talks about What did I tell you!

If I could burn one (non implement) possession of my husband's and get off Scott free it would be?
Sometimes I would love to burn his DVDs of old British comedy's.  I love them, but enough is enough LoL
Would never happen Okaay ... message received dear

What shape would your HoH say your backside is? 1) an apple 2) a pear 3) a pancake 4) never noticed ... too distracted
He definitely notices!  I don't think he would pick one of he options, but if he had to, I think it would be apple
An apple

Nothing makes me sassier than
Being told no.  Hey, at least I'm honest!
A few glasses of alcohol  Excuse me .. don't you mean a few glasses of submission?

 If my family knew we were in a Dd relationship they would:
A) Be mortified
B) Be intrigued and ask questions
C) High five my HoH an tell him/her it was about time
Definitely A
Be mortified

When my husband does ....  I wish I could spank my mother in law
Perhaps being too trusting and willing to give people too many changes (yes, including me some times).  I never had the privilege of meeting my MIL but the woman deserves a medal for raising 6 boys .... and a husband :)  From everything I have heard about her, she was a wonderful, loving mother with a generous heart and taught her boys positive belief and value systems.
Snore Yes, I definitely agree!  However, I'm not sure I can blame my MIL for that one

When making whoopee, my husband's theme song should be:
A) I will survive
B) Dancing with myself
C) Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
D) Shook Me All Night Long
D .. and that's all I'm sayin :)
Would have to be D Isn't is great that we agree on this one? :)

If  ... was an olympic sport, my husband would take the gold
General knowledge quizzes 
Naming American Presidents and their terms Yes of course!  Kind of fits in with my answer 

Two words that describe my husband are:   
Caring and Compassionate
Caring and considerate

Questions for Rick

What should you wife's theme song be?
Amazed  Awe so sweet.  Our song

I honestly don't know what he would say

Finish this sentence:  Even before ttwd I wanted to spank my wife when she did
Run herself down  Seeing a theme here?

Talk negatively about myself

Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought a ....  would be something I'd spank with
Cats toy  OK. I think this one needs and explanation.  It's a short plastic pole that used to be part of a cats toy.  It's much like the dreaded tilt wand

Sandal

My wife is so adorable when she 
Snuggles up to me and buries her head in my chest  Must remember that one!
Has just been spanked

If my wife never makes ....  again for dinner, it would be too soon
Can't think of anything
He does a lot of the cooking so I can't think of anything

Pick a bird to represent your wife.   What type of bird do you see yourself as?
She is a cute little sparrow and I am an eagle protecting her
Sparrow for me ...  small and cute :) 
For him?  hmm, I know, a Eagle watching over me

When I give my wife the 'look' often I am thinking
I wanna spank that cute sexy ass  Hmm, thought he'd say that.  How sweet *insert sarcasm here*
I want to spank that adorable sassy ass

The two words that sum up my wife are .... and ...
Beautiful and amazing  Now that IS sweet.  Thank you honey :)
I guess one would have to be Scrappy since he gave me the nick name.  I think he might say caring

If there was NO chance of getting caught, where is one place you would like to make whoopee?
In a grassy field during summer under the stars Glad we agreed on this one too :)
Somewhere outside under the stars at night.  During summer of course!

Aside from her bottom, what is you wife's greatest asset?
Herself  Why didn't I think of that :)
That's a tough one.  I really don't know.  Boobs?  Hair?  

And that concludes this edition of The NewlyRead Game.  Feel free to copy the questions and play.