Butts On My Mind

I have a couple of serious posts rattling around in my head and I'm waiting for them to find their way out of my head and through my keyboard onto the computer screen.

In the meantime; as we all know, domestic discipline and ttwd isn't always serious.  There is also a fun side to ttwd and I enjoy this side.  The teasing, banter and innuendo.  We had one of those moments today that I thought I would share.

Have you started 'noticing' bottoms more since starting ttwd?  I know I have. Funnily enough, I now notice guys biceps and the size of their hands more too.  Go figure?

Well, this was obviously on my mind today.  (The next part to this story isn't really very nice.  I'll be honest and hope you don't think any less of me/us).

Rick and I were having a conversation outside this afternoon when we noticed a woman come out of a building and walk to a nearby parked car.  Lets just say, she was very well endowed in the booty department.

We instantly exchanged a 'look' (I know - terrible of us!).

I then commented to Rick something along the lines of how some people 'keep all their weight in their booty' meaning it seems to be the only 'weighty' part of them.  (Again, shocking on my part - I know!)

The rest of the conversation went along the lines of the following:

Well, you've got a really tiny butt.  Nothing to worry about

Yeah I know, there's nothing of it - it's what's out front of it I'm worried about!

You're NOT going to start with the weight thing again are you?

Sheepish smile and I went on the explain what I didn't like about my butt

What - you want butt implants?

Thinking about it for like two seconds ... hmm ... could be handy

YES - how about steel ones!

Earlier on in the day I had commented to Rick that I like how he goes to sleep at night with one hand on my bottom.  He replied that it just feels so comfortable and right.  BTW, is it just me or is this a common tend among HoH's?

Yep, must have been on my mind today!