I'll go easy on you this time and keep this short.
(Just get on with it Roz) - Ok, here goes ....
Well .... we were in the pet shop a little while ago when my husband spied something, gleefully plucked it off the shelf and showed it to me with a huge grin on his face.
Look honey he said with a gleam in his eye. They should make an edition for wives, don't you think?
Did I tell you he was a comedian?
Have a spanking (or non-spanking) good day :)