I was feeling a little mischievous this morning (or is that dangerous? reckless?) and decided to wind my wonderful husband up. It also happened to be on a subject he is passionate about.
Deciding perhaps it may be timely (and very wise!) to call it quits, I cheekily conceded that perhaps I shouldn't be attempting to wind him up or annoy him.
His response ....
Remember what Confucius said - Wind up your husband, soon have sore bottom!
Don't think I've heard that one before, I said. My husband assured me it was one of his most famous sayings and one he thought all dd wives would know!
I repeated that it certainly wasn't one I knew and he replied sure you will remember it from now on, won't you?
Hmm - I sure hope so - the next time I feel a little mischievous!!!